Kevin Garnett Needs Better Material

By Marcus Shockley

Honestly, Kevin? Referring to Charlie Villanueva as a ‘cancer patient’? Hey, I love to trash talk as much as the next guy, and I’ll even trash talk about things like how much faster I am at sorting the mail or ordering through the pick up window. Anything is fair game, but it has to be clever. Saying Villanueva looks like a cancer patient isn’t even remotely clever, it just sounds like a last ditch effort to hurt someone after they got under your skin.

What’s your other comeback material like? Is all of your trash talk this bad?

“Yo momma so fat…she is really fat.”

Maybe you should hire some joke writers to work up better trash talk for you. There’s no shame in it. You are a busy guy, and a lot of top comedians hire writers after they get too busy. You should look into it.

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

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